>>human beings should have never evolved at all<< ([info]akingdomofflies) wrote,
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this is long, but informative. i've been doing a lot of reading lately

so i've been reading up on bacteria, pheromones and what-not:

if you are in good health and averagely diligent about hygiene, you will have a herd of about one trillion bacteria living on your surface areas at any one time - that's about a hundred thousand of them per square centimeter of skin. there are not only those, but you have trillions more tucked away inside of you, in your guts and navel passages. they cling to your hair and eyelashes, they swim over the surface of your eyes and drill through the enamel on your teeth. they are what gives you b.o.

so basically in not showering on a regular basis, or brushing your teeth on a regular basis you are collecting above average amounts of bacteria that are putting in extra hours at taking you apart. bacteria are what make things rot, promote decay. sure, some bacteria are good. the ones that help eat your dead skin cells for example, or the ones inside you that help further break down your food. but collecting extra amouts of bacteria by not washing on a regular basis, and not brushing your teeth etc. is waaaaay to punk to be good for you. i know that the reason is because it's natural, 'the man' is only selling us more by making deoderants and what-not. but i'm not saying to buy deoderant, fuck the man. i'm saying that it'd be a good idea to wash though, cuz collecting extra isn't helping your cause at all. when you have b.o. it's your body's natural warning that you are ready for a wash. it's your body telling you that the bacteria are overloading and they need removal, so new ones can take over. when your breath smells and your teeth are rotting out, that's your body asking for some assistance. nature is all about balance. remember that. we're not balanced right now, as humans, and the planet will kick us out soon enough. make your own tooth paste and don't buy deoderant, just wash. balance.

as for as the argument that it's you natural pheromones, so keep the smell: we're humans. pheromones in animals work because they eat the same thing. moths have the same diet from the time they start eating until they take their last bite, same with deer and squirrels, etc. they secrete the same smell over and over because their diets are constant. people secrete different smells based on thier varied diets, we have a much larger menu to choose from. take for instance, when you eat a lot of onion you will secrete an onion smell from your pores. when you eat mad amounts of broccoli you'll smell like ass. humans don't have one constant smell. and when you look at pheromone research you'll notice that it's all pretty recent, in the last couple decades. and most of the people that are doing the human pheromone 'research' end up with a product to sell you. and it all purtains to sex talk. they're selling you something that simulates human pheromones to give you the idea that you'll be more appealing to those you want to be sexually attractive to. and who doesn't want to be sexually attractive to those that you're attracted to? researchers doing pheromone research on butterflies are trying to sell butterflies fake pheromones, i wonder why? is it because they all have bad credit? is it because of their short life spans, no return clients? it's also been found out that pheromones don't really even work. it's kind of like an idea that gets planted in your head and sounds good because it's constructed to sound good. we're easily led. humans are attracted to those we find sexually pleasing based on appearance (as much as it sucks to have to say that). after we get to know someone, that may change and we will find other qualities that we find pleasing. of course. first impressions are based on a visual impression that's left, as opposed to a smell eminating from their groin. when i spend all day riding my bike i get a little sweaty in the crotchal region. and if i were to attract someone with my sweaty groin and proceed to have sex with that person, she would most likely end up with a urinary tract infection. cuz that's what happens when you have dirty sex, and i'm not talking dirty like getting tied up and spanked. if that's how you roll (dirty-style), then prepare the cranberry juice now, and brace yourself when you sit down to pee.

wash. brush. balance.

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[info]thehafrican_1

September 15 2005, 18:15:13 UTC 6 years ago

Well said, Derek.
I didn't know broccoli made you smell like ass. That is my favorite vegetable too.
Also, I need help with getting another bike. I WANT INPUT FROM YOU!!!!!!!!.
What qualities should I look for? Metal Pedals? HELP PLEASE

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 21:10:32 UTC 6 years ago

it makes your sperm taste bad too. just in case you were going to be putting your sperm into anyone's mouth.

as for bike's, it depends what you're looking for, riding-wise. road bikes are nice as hell, but limiting in that they prety much have to stay on the road only. mountain bikes are nice for roughing it, but riding them around town is a bit more taxing on you. cross breeds are the bomb for commuting. if that's what your thinking then i'd look for something that's got more of a mountian bike frame rather than the road bike frame. most people say that riding road bike frames for a longer period of time hurts their backs. mountain bike frames sit you up straighter. but if you're commuting around town you want slimmer, smoother tires. a little grip is good, so don't go completely smooth. shop around, there's a bike for you at pretty much every price out there. you don't have to spend a ton of cash , but it is a fact that if you get a better bike for a bit more cash cuz it'll hold up a lot longer. the shit the they sell at meijer and wal-mart seem like they'll work, but i could break one of those haggard shits in a day. go for a few gears, but you don't need 21 or 27 or anything. let me know if this helps at all. i could go on all day.

[info]cheeseandchalk

September 15 2005, 18:23:45 UTC 6 years ago

good song.

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 21:03:56 UTC 6 years ago

it's been too long since i listened to the misfits. too long.

[info]phillmeeh

September 15 2005, 18:26:40 UTC 6 years ago

thats wierd man, i was just having a convo about that with some people the other day.

washing is good!

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 21:04:39 UTC 6 years ago

you have to run around in the shower to get wet don't you? you scrawny motherfuck.

[info]iammicah

September 15 2005, 19:16:17 UTC 6 years ago

sweet post. i've never really understood why it's so cool to be dirty. especially your teeth--that's just gross.

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 20:58:46 UTC 6 years ago

fuzzy teeth are not cool.

[info]emufarm29

September 15 2005, 19:41:50 UTC 6 years ago

youre listening to my favorite misfits song. fuckin yeah.

and i like this post. i shower like once a week or my scalp gets all scabby and shit. i find that thats enough clean. pheromones dont even sound plausible to me. ive never found myself attracted to a scent. unless they smell like cookies.

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 20:59:23 UTC 6 years ago

cookies smell killer, fresh baked cookies, damn i want some. now.

[info]thehafrican_1

September 16 2005, 22:17:41 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, I love cookies.

[info]hashmaster15

September 15 2005, 19:53:28 UTC 6 years ago

How did they decide about a hundred thousand bacteria shit per square centimeter of skin was the average...just seems wierd that they could make an average for that...str8 up i dont wash regularly. i just dont feel like wasting that shit ton of water, i read somewhere that americans use some crazy amount of gallons of water on themselves every fuckin day, and it just seems crazy that i would contribute to that, when just by not showering i could save a bunch, and maybe have more than average bacteria all over my crusy stank ass...but really it doesnt seem to make a difference, i know their there, but truthfully i feel no effect from them. or maybe thats jsut what i think, maybe research would help...washin hands is pretty good though

[info]sweetbirdofprey

September 15 2005, 20:08:27 UTC 6 years ago



The water cycle.
We don't "waste" water because it recycles itself.
Science class, bro.

[info]emufarm29

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[info]emufarm29

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[info]sweetbirdofprey

September 15 2005, 20:10:22 UTC 6 years ago

And the x is supposed to be a diagram...
I'll try again.


[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 20:56:41 UTC 6 years ago

like cara says below here, all the water on the planet was made alread. we don't make or lose any water. it cycles through. and it's been cycling through for 3.5 billion years now. so not washing to save water shouldn't stop you from staying safer from the more harmful bacteria. people do waste water, this is true. shut the water off while brushing your teeth, that helps. don't run the water until it gets hot before filling the pot to boil water, just wait a few extra minutes to boil cold water, that helps. don't flush after just peeing, that helps. but leaving a bowl full of tons of pee isn't good either, you gotta flush regularly otherwise bad bacteria builds up. high levels of ammonia in pee can make you sick as fuck. and if that bowl full of pee gets warm enough you're working your way toward phosphorus. that will kill you.

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 21:03:05 UTC 6 years ago

and about the amount of bacteria, fuckers waste their entire lives counting shit like atoms and bacteria and stars and shit. the numbers are there. we're infested. but like i said, we couldn't live with out the good ones. it's the bad ones we need t owash off to stay healthy. you might not have been as sick, or sick for as long if the presense of bad bacteria wouldn't have been an issue. not saying that you're a stinky kid or anything, you rule. i understand wanting to leave a small footprint on your path through this life, but there's always a way to help out without compromising your health or the healt of those around you. balance.

[info]suck3rpunch

September 15 2005, 21:35:47 UTC 6 years ago

one thing i've noticed about brushing my teeth less & less is that every time i make a trip to the dentist i accordingly have less & less cavities. i've also noticed this is not just me. another thing is the fact that a lot of people like to shower less because they like the way their skin feels/smells when they bring it down a notch on the cleanliness. personally, i like the smell of body odor on most people. another thing is that washing, even on a regular basis, is actually bad for your skin/hair because it prevents your body from secreting its natural oils. the less you wash, the healthier your hair will be & less susceptible to lice. the less you wash, the softer your skin will become. & for my last little bit of input, when fucking that girl who was attracted to your groin secretion, a condom should help prevent any infection she may get. not always, but usually.

that's about it.

[info]akingdomofflies

September 15 2005, 23:28:00 UTC 6 years ago

as you can probably tell, i have nothing better to do today than sit here at work and read books or complain on the internet.

i brush my teeth once, maybe twice a day, but i didn't for a long time. and while i didn't they collected a ton of shit and yellowed. the reason i didn't get cavaties at that point was because everything just gave up trying to fight through the shit. but i think i'd rather brush once or twice a day than have a shitty smelling mouth. adjust your toothpaste formula if you're having poor results brushing, because even though the dentist is 'the man' he's not lying when he recommends regular brushing.

as for the hair, washing your hair doesn't have to mean using shampoo every time, i rarely do, but not washing actually leads to clogged folicles - clogged, choked folicles don't work properly. it can result in damage to them and hair will grow shitty or not grow anymore. rinsing is nice. greasy hair normally leads to a fair amount of acne, as well, around your hair line. and acne is your skin telling you that it's pacted full of dirt and oil, it's trapped and desperately needs to get out. and i've never had lice. and lice doesn't spontaneously form, it's passed from one person to another, or from pillows and hats, etc.

not washing your skin does the same thing. some of those oils need to be washed away because they'll clog you up (the oil is leaving you body for a reason, it's waste. it's not leaving only to be recirculated again, everything you're taking into your body [food and fluids] will replentish that need), and again with the acne. it also washes away the bacteria that will be problematic. when i was a teen, going through the acne phase on a daily basis, i did find that the more i washed the more it was a problem. using all that bullshit acne wash is crap too, it just clogs everything up further. but again, washing regularly is not a bad thing. it's quite the oppposite. the bubonic plague could have been avoided if folks living during that time would have bathed on a regular basis, it was all bacterial, transmitted by hanging out with other infected folks who had it.

the condom will help stop the transmission of any sexual disease that i might have, but her vagina slamming into my groin is going to get her a uninary tract infection, more often than not. the problem isn't my weiner that's bagged, it's all the other little crevices that bacteria collect in that come into contact with her little crevices.

liking someone's natural smell is purely a personal thing. some people like the smell of ralph lauren's shit, and shania twain's shit. i don't. but that's not really the point. the strong smell of body odor is a warning that it needs a cleaning, there's too much going on in whatever particular area that smells.

but i'm not going to change your mind. i don't have to. i don't really want to. i was just stating a bunch of facts that i found out from a bunch of books and crap that i thought people might want to know. because i'm noticing that a lot of people around in punk aren't showering to try and save water, or to not partake in the buying of hygiene products that we don't need. and that's wonderful and all, but putting yourself in a bad place to save water that's not going anywhere isn't a good enough reason. sickness is bad. feeling like shit is bad. eating a proper diet, getting the right amount of exercise and taking care of your body is going to keep sickness at bay and stop you from dragging your ass through the day.

again, just to clarify, none of this was pointed at anyone. it's informational 'for everyone'. how many things are done for everyone anymore these days? i'm not pushing one side or the other, i'm playing the devils's advocate here i guess. and we all know how i feel about the devil. some books lie (the bible), of course, we learned this in school (history and science). but when you wade through the bullshit there is a wealth of knowledge just waiting to be read on whatever subject you wish.

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[info]rod_rodriguez

September 15 2005, 23:47:39 UTC 6 years ago

this is all very interesting thank ya derek its always a treat.

[info]caseytheloring

September 16 2005, 04:15:29 UTC 6 years ago

some interesting debates here.
this is how i see it.

when i take a shower, i get out, and walk downstairs to put my clothes on, immediately within 3 minutes of getting out of the shower and drying off my armpits are already drenched in sweat again. without doing any activities other than drying myself, walking and dressing myself.
i've decided, since i sweat a lot, that im ment to smell that way, since theres no way that i can take a shower every 3 minutes.

i choose not to wear deodorants, i simply cannot stand the armoma of them, and the scentless, believe me it has a scent.
the rare occasion that i do care about my hygene and dont want to be sweating like a fucking wild beast, when i go to something important and dont want huge sweaty pit stains, i made something i am comfortable using.
its a concaction i found in a book at the health hutt.
1 Tbls Alum Powder
1/4 cup Vodka
1 cup water
mix it up in a spray bottle in those ratios, and spray evenly on your armpit and it keeps it dry all night long. even on summer nights.

i just dont feel comfortable giving my money to corporations that put out hygene products, because almost all of them test on animals, and the ones that do still brainwash people into needing them. i don't need shit. i can take care of myself.

i do enjoy my BO to an extent. the rare shower i take, is more for comfort because i like warm water when im cold, rather than to wash away bacteria. Germs are my friends. i pick my nose a lot.

i wish i brushed my teeth more, in fact im going to do that right now. i got this mixture of just pure baking soda with a pinch of cinnimon mixed with it. its not to pleasant, but gets all bubly and cleans them nice. i got a sweet ass expensive toothbrush i gift carded in boston too. man its a beauty.

BO RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
crewbinz: (start it, start it)
feister:
UhSTINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
crewbinz: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
with hands flaring.


hahahahahahah great times.












CRITICAL MASS TOMORROW D-ROCK
i better be seeing all of area 51 closing down tomorrow for this!
i really hope you and katie do this, we dont have a lot of peeps
:( and i miss you

[info]akingdomofflies

September 16 2005, 15:45:59 UTC 6 years ago

i hope to bike. and don't completely turn your back on science, medicine and technology by saying that you can take care of yourself. when your guts get in a twist you need help, right? if it weren't for science and medicine i'd have died at 13. and if i didn't take that medicine multiple times today i'd be dead by sunday. but this is waaaaaaaaaaay off the subject.

[info]thrashxshit

September 16 2005, 20:13:18 UTC 6 years ago

i took a bubble bath just the other day....while listening to the pretty woman soundtrack. im one clean mother fucker

[info]akingdomofflies

September 16 2005, 22:48:29 UTC 6 years ago

chris jackson! i hear that you had a birthday recently. i haven't heard from you in a long, long time. happy belated...
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